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My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.
But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.
That's the story of my life.
My friend ate his autobiography
He is a bit strange, and totally full of himself
Why didn't the chicken like Colonel Sander's autobiography?
Because chickens can't read.
My parents read the book I was writing.
They said the main character wasn't likeable.
It was an autobiography...
I am reading an autobiography of a double amputee…
It’s called “A Farewell To Arms”.
What did billionaire Buffett's mistress title her tell all autobiography?
Did you hear about the murderer who wrote a really short autobiography in prison?
Told this guy that I hated his autobiography.
He got very very offended.
I said, 'Look, it's nothing personal.'
I decided to kill off some characters in the book I am writing
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