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My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.

That's the story of my life.

My friend ate his autobiography

He is a bit strange, and totally full of himself

Why didn't the chicken like Colonel Sander's autobiography?

Because chickens can't read.

My parents read the book I was writing.

They said the main character wasn't likeable.

It was an autobiography...

I am reading an autobiography of a double amputee…

It’s called “A Farewell To Arms”.

What did billionaire Buffett's mistress title her tell all autobiography?

Did you hear about the murderer who wrote a really short autobiography in prison?

Told this guy that I hated his autobiography.

He got very very offended.

I said, 'Look, it's nothing personal.'

I decided to kill off some characters in the book I am writing

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